Love Suite

You have unlocked a Love Suite Key. Would you like to use it?

Stranger: (...Ah. The Love Suite. I was told that whoever I meet here will have me play a role of their "ideal"...)

Stranger: (...Tarnish, huh? This should be interesting.)

Tarnish: "Hahah! There you are, my second-in-command! Not a moment too late!" He yelled, giving a hearty chuckle. His boisterous energy was infectious.

Stranger: (...Guess I'm getting right into it, huh...better play along.)

"Yup, i'm here," He replies, "What do you need me for, uh...sir? Got something that needs doing?"

Tarnish: "Something ALWAYS needs doing, my compadre! Our forces have taken over the entire continent of Burnvire, and the rest of the world will soon be ours! Just as the worldburner would have wanted!"

Stranger: He can't help but tilt his head slightly as Tarnish speaks.

(So...are we taking over the world together? Is that his ideal? Or is he doing a bit within a bit? Sigh...guess I couldn't expect anything less from the guy.)

Tarnish: "...But, that's not why I brought you here. No, no...there are more important matters at hand! It is why I brought you to my lavish bedroom in the first place!"

Stranger: "Well, uh..."

He paused, wondering to himself...why would Tarnish drag someone into his bedroom? Surely this was something private, but of what nature?

"Say what needs doing, and it shall be done, sir."

Tarnish: "'Tis a simple task, Stranger! 7 minutes is the statistical average for something like this, at least from what I remember..."

He flashes his cape, hands on his hips, as he points at Stranger. He laughs.

"We must reproduce!"

Stranger: "WwwhHHHUH!?"

Oh. Well. That was the LAST thing he was expecting.

He steps backwards, startled, trying to make sure he heard him right. "Reproduce!? S-Sir, what does-"

Tarnish: "Now, now, let me explain! This is tactical! It is tactical reproduction...for as you know, I need an heir, to one day continue my legacy. And with your intellect and beauty, and my sheer might and willpower...why, our brood would be unstoppable!"

He puts a hand on Stranger's shoulder. "Just imagine it! A being with brains, brawn, AND style! And we shall love them with all of our heart! I promise, I shall spoil this heir rotten!"

Stranger: "..S-Sir, I..."

He isn't sure what to say. He doesn't want to be rude, nor can he say that he doesn't find Tarnish...attractive, at least a little. But this!?

Stranger has never even comprehended the thought of doing...that to someone. What's he supposed to say!? What's he supposed to do!?

Tarnish: ...His flustered, scared expression doesn't go unnoticed. Tarnish frowns, putting his arm down.

"Well. ah...you don't have to if you don't want to. I was just...rather excited by the prospect."

He looks away, as if staring out of a nonexistent window. "This world...it has not treated me well. It has left scars upon me...but I do not want to continue the pain I was given! I wish to prove myself better than my past, and what better way to do that than...you know?"

Sigh. He glances back at Stranger.

"But I shall only do what you also wish to do, for your guidance has always been important to me. It is why I chose you to be by my side, is it not?"

Stranger: (...He seems so saddened...but so genuine.)

(I...can't help but feel compelled to not let him down. Besides, this place isn't canon, so it doesn't affect anything else...right? I wouldn't actually...be "reproducing" with anyone.)

(Didn't think I would do this today...but I got to let loose every once in a while, I guess.)

With a huff, Stranger nods. "...We can, sir. I..I'll let you."

Tarnish: His dark eyes widen.

And then...he smiles, giggling.

"Glorious day! And lucky for you, only I shall have to deal with the egg pains!"

In the blink of an eye, Stranger is tackled onto the bed by an overly excited Tarnish. If it wasn't for how soft the sheets were , Stranger could imagine himself being crushed...

Stranger: "A-Aagh- Careful there-"

Tarnish: "S-Sorry- I just never thought I'd actually get the chance! Hahah...AHAHAHAHH~!!"

His giggles turn into roars...he's like an overly excited dog, the more Stranger thinks about it.

"The worldburner's FIRE shall now SPREAD across the land! Be wary, citizens of Neoearth!!! THE DAY OF RECKONING HAS COME!!"

[ Suite End ]

back?