Art Room

A large room with multiple smaller doorways, covered in art and art supplies. Who knows who drew all of these bedazzling pieces...

Stranger: "AAAAAAH!!"

Stranger yells as Firestarter bursts in. Without warning, she turns her makeshift flamethrower on and begins blasting the entire art gallery. The painting almost instantly are caught alight, along with all of the plants and furniture nearby. It's as if hell was unleashed upon the room.

Firestarter: She's laughing, as if on the wildest theme park ride of her life. "Yes!! This is the life! The smell, ah, the smell-!"

She lets out a noise of ecstasy, before continuing to burn everything around her.

Stranger: "F-Fire- stop! At least not while someone is in here- AAAH!"

Some fire gets on the edge of his coat. He stops speaking in order to quickly stomp it out.

Firestarter: "Complain all you want! I'm having the time of my LIFE!"

Her laughing continues as the fire just gets worse. That is, until...

BAMN.

Dax: "Get her, Normal Gang."

Tarnish: Like a pack of wolves, Dax, Rue, and Tarnish run in, and Tarnish leads the charge in pushing Firestarter to the ground. "I've beaten you before! And I shall beat you again! Go on, cease!"

Tarnish is just...lying on top of her. He's too heavy to really be pushed off.

Firestarter: "Gh- Y-You fuck-"

She tries and tries, struggling, but it's too much for her to fend off. She lets out an angry yowl as Rue grabs a fire extinguisher from the nearby wall, spraying the entire place with it.

Stranger: "W-What the hell-!?"

He's...confused, to say the least. Just a good minute ago he was gazing at the bizarre masterpieces in this room, and now everything is burnt to a crisp.

"What in the world is 'Normal Gang'? Why did you do that, Firestarter!?"

Firestarter: She stares up at Stranger as Tarnish continues to keep her down. "I-It's in the name, old man! I have to! It was an itch I HAD to scratch, especially since these three peeved me off!"

Dax: "I just wanted to help you. But...no. You were too "girlboss", as they say. Although you are now....girlfail."

Stranger: "...I don't know what the hell you're talking about," He gestures to Dax, "But yeah...probably lay off burning everything. I don't think the little guy would like that, you know-"

The Destroyer: "And I DON'T!"

Woda-woop-woop! The bitch appears again! Although it's just a prawn, it's easy to tell the amount of rage it's radiating as it stares at Firestarter.

"You guys are making a MESS! Another one! And after that stones guy, I might as well just take away everything you guys have!...But I won't. Unlike what he did, fire doesn't cause any rooms to collapse!"

Just then, he goes and begins spinning around, cleaning the room in a whirlwind. And when he's done, the room looks to be spotless. The paintings, too, have been restored. As if nothing bad happened at all...

Rue: "...Hm? Did Seven Stones do something?"

The Destroyer: It looks at Rue.

"Did nobody tell you all, or do you just not frequent the special little interaction booth?" It replies. "Seven Stones made a hole in the wall, and now the fabric of the ripworld is broken! The Interaction Booth will be swallowed up in a few weeks' time, but thankfully everything else should be safe! Geez, what a rowdy bunch you are..."

He spins in the air, and then gives a wink. "Oh well! Hashtag just killing game things, am I right? Be seeing youuuu~!"

Poof!

Stranger: "...This interaction booth is...?"

There's a concerned look on his face. "...Being swallowed up!? How the hell did Seven Stones even DO that!?"

Firestarter: "Stupid stones he keeps floating around, maybe!? Bh- Can you guys get OFF of me now!?"

She kicks Tarnish in the back with her feet.

Tarnish: "Argh, alright! But do not attempt any more of your chaotic tendencies."

He lets her free, and Firestarter is able to get up once more.

Dax: "Hm...curious. I know what I must do now."

They immediately leave.

Stranger: "Wh- Dax!?"

Dax doesn't respond, sprinting off as soon as they leave the room. Stranger sighs.

"...Man...you guys are a whole lot to deal with sometimes, you know?"

He begins to walk out, brushing off his coat as he moves.

"I'm gonna go check out whatever happened to the booth. Come with me if you want."

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