014's Dorm
Hitori: Welp. There they are.
The two of them had already locked themselves inside the horrific battleground that is Firestarter's room, and Hitori just...stood outside. They had no idea how long this would take, or even how loud they'll be...they're not exactly a fan of loud noises.
Arsenic: "Then come at me, you insane arsonist! I bet your flame game is as strong as your brain game."
Firestarter: "What does that even mean, fucker!?"
Hitori hears the sound of Firestarter apparently charging at Arsenic, and a slam onto one of the walls.
Arsenic: "P-Pinning me to the wall!?" She yells, before an almost cartoonish BWACK is heard.
Firestarter: She yelps as she falls to the floor. "Gh-- Oh, huh!? You scared? Are you quivering at how tall I am compared to you!?"
Hitori: (...Pinning someone to a wall? Is that a combat tactic?)
Arsenic: "Ugh, how about you just-"
SLAM.
Firestarter: Hitori...isn't certain what that noise was. But they just hear Firestarter let out a gasp.
"You're not keeping me on the floor, dammit! I'll wrestle every bit of my strength out so I can get on top!!"
Hitori: (T...They're...what??)
Arsenic: BONK. SLAM. BWAK.
The sounds of tumbling and rumbling are heard from inside. The source? Hard to tell.
"Wipe that stupid grin off your face, idiot. Do you like this, huh!? Do you enjoy me kicking your ass!?"
Firestarter: "Ohh yess!! Please, ruin me! I deserve it!!"
A THONK sound is heard, and Arsenic seems to let out a gasp of some sort.
Arsenic: "Gh--- Agh-! Bitch, you-!"
Hitori: (I- What kind of fighting are they even doing!?)
Firestarter: "C'moooon, I know you can take it!"
Arsenic: "I can take anything. You're the weak one here!"
CRASH. BANG. BWONK.
Firestarter: "Owch- fuck! Nono, you're not doing that! I'm keeping my dominance in this match."
Arsenic: "Ghh- Careful what you wish for, you blazing beauty."
Hitori: (Blazing beauty!? Is that...even an insult???)
Firestarter: "DSshskkk- Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"
Another slam is heard, along with the panting of Firestarter.
"Huff...huff...are you finished now?? Done playing around with me??"
Arsenic: "Not quite yet."
Hitori: ...Hitori expects to hear another bang. Or a kick. Or something physical.
...Instead, the room goes quiet.
...Very quiet.
Hitori: "Uh...are you two okay in there?"
Arsenic: It takes a moment for anyone to respond, but they eventually hear a strange sort of gasp from Arsenic. "Y-Yup!! Never been fucking better!!"
Firestarter: "I'm kicking her ass!!"
Arsenic: "No you're NOT, you're-"
Silence. Any sort of yelling goes muffled.
Hitori: "G-Guys!? Maybe- Maybe cut it out?..."
...They don't get a response. So they just...sit there. Worriedly waiting.
Arsenic: "H...Huff...huff...fine....you...win..." Arsenic eventually pants from beyond the door.
Firestarter: The sound of Firestarter clapping and cheering fills the air, and moments later both of them exit the room...sweating bullets, and with an arm wrapped around each other's shoulder.
Hitori: Their face is blushing.
"So...uhm...did, did Firestarter win?"
Arsenic: "...Yes, unfortunately...why does your face look like that, Hitori?"
Hitori: "Look like wh- oh, uh, nnno reason! No reason at all!"
Arsenic: She casts a glance at Firestarter, exhaling through her nose like an angry bull. Firestarter is wearing a shit-eating grin, which she immediately smushes her face into before walking off.
"I'm going to take a shower."
Firestarter: And so, she watches her leave...and then just. Stands there.
Hitori: "...H-How did you even...beat her?" Hitori asks...they're unsure if they're about to regret asking such.
Firestarter: "I made out with her, duh."
She then walks away, nonchalantly. "Works every time."
Hitori: "W-W-What??? What??? What???"
They did, in fact, regret.