Jasper: Hey...did anyone else get one of these tablets in their dorm?
MX-Z0: I assumed it was because of the "theme" my room had, but I also received one.
Bryan: These tablets feel ancient...and only 4 apps? There aren't even games on this thing...
Paradi: Is that really what you're complaining about?
Gust: io nthiunmk i can use nthbkixd
Jasper: Oh geez you're a nyric I forgot
Gust: 😢 😢 😢
Stranger: One of those four apps has a bunch of information about us on it...it says you're a programmer, Jasper? I would never have guessed (edited)
Firestarter: TYPO SPOTTED GET HIM
Stranger: No. Do not "get" me. I beg of you
Jasper: Oh yeah! I program...well it says what I program I make software
Jasper: Nothing crazy really, but I made a game before where a little dog follows your cursor. I always played that whenever I felt stressed
Stranger: Dogs are cute.
Gust: azm ki za cskf olkf a dser
Paradi: Gust, I believe nobody can understand you still.
Gust: waaaaaaaaaaaaakkla
Bryan: While we're all checking these things out, did anyone find anything cool last night?
Paradi: There's a gaming room. And a weird blank room I couldn't find the meaning of...
Firestarter: Holy shit gaming
Firestarter: What kind of games do they have???
Paradi: All I saw was a PS5 and four controllers.
Paradi: ...There was also a copy of Sackboy: A Big Adventure. And that was really it
Firestarter: Wow thats the worst gaming ive ever seen
Firestarter: Can I set the ps5 on fire. Im pissed off now
Jasper: Please??? Please do not????
Bryan: Okokokoko wait wait
Bryan: Wait 'weird blank room'?
Bryan: what is that
Paradi: Like I said, I have no idea
Paradi: It's near the end of the hallway beside our dorms if you really want to investigate
Bryan: I'd like to know as much as I can while we're here
Bryan: Anyone coming with?
Stranger: ...Yeah, sure, why not
Jasper: Sure!
Bryan: Cool. Bryan signing off
Firestarter: What kind of name is Bryan anyways?? He sounds straight
MX-Z0: I am kindly asking you to cease.