07's Dorm
???: Knock knock!
Lotus: Seems like someone was taking an afternoon nap. Slowly rising from his bed on the floor, Lotus straightens his petals before seeing who on earth could be visiting him...
Ivan: It's him!
Ivan: The bird boy is standing sheepishly at his door, still holding the blue card he got from earlier.
"Heyyyy....Lotus."
Lotus: "Whh...oh! Hi."
...He squints. "...Is something wrong?"
Ivan: "No, no. Nothing's wrong. I'm here to ask for a favor is all."
Lotus: "A favor? I, u-uh, I'm not sure how helpful I can be, but I can try...what's the favor?"
Ivan: "Well, it's nothing too difficult, if that's what you're worried about."
He flashes a winning smile.
Ivan: "I just need you to pretend to be my gay lover!"
Lotus: "...What!?"
Ivan: "Y'know, that just makes me sound insane-- here! Look at the dare." He stutters for a moment as he hands the paper to Lotus.
Lotus: "...Ivan: You must make someone pretend to be your lover until the time limit ends."
He blinks. And then again. "That's...actually the dare they gave you? Why??"
Ivan: "No idea! Man, none of these truths or dares even seem that threatening. Why kill someone when you can just go 'no homo' for a few days, yeah?"
Lotus: "I mean, my dare just told me to slap someone...but, uh...I haven't done it yet. I can't bring myself to."
Ivan: "Ohhh, easy fix! I can help you get done with that. We pretend to be lovers, and then you can slap me! Then we can have a fake divorce!"
Lotus: ...Despite how fond he seems of Ivan, the boy looks to be losing braincells from this conversation, staring at him with nothing but confusion.
Ivan: "Okay, maybe we don't have to go that far, but you can still slap me if you want. A dare for a dare, seems fair to me!"
Lotus: "Okay, f-fine...I don't want either of us to die, so it's harmless enough."
A small bit of blush creeps onto his face, perhaps without him realizing...then again, who wouldn't be embarassed by faking a relationship? And with someone as chaotic as this guy, even.
"...Can I slap you now to get it over with?"
Ivan: "Sure-surey! My cheeks are primed and ready!"
Lotus: . . .
Lotus: SLAP.
Ivan: "Gghhk- yowch! That- that actually hurt, Lolo! You're stronger than you look!"
Lotus: "S-Sorry- hey!! Don't start calling me pet names, nobody's even around right now!!"